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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 months ago* (2 children)

nuclerbomb lol. But yeah it's honestly so dumb, requires minimal intelligence to understand that if you start building everything with AI, malicious actors can use AI to attack it effectively too.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

Satya Nadella called AI a bicycle for your mind.

Close.

It's training wheels, not the bicycle.

The training wheels also come from a factory that drains local aquifers, creates so much noise its basically a sonic weapon of mass destruction, and also generates its own significant heat island effect.

And the training wheels have a very expensive subscription fee and will detonate if you stop paying it.

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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's more like a car you shut your brain off and go and then they get pikachushocked face when criminals use cars too

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