Really tbh the best part is the assumption "oh you have trouble finding a committed relationship? Must be because you literally do absolutely nothing and have no hobbies at all, you're probably the only one who has figured out stasis." Like what do you think I just go into a coma? Sure work and sleep takes up a good majority of my time like anyone else but then after that I simply cease to exist until my next shift?

Did this make it sound like I was saying "actually you're right I do enter stasis" or "of course I have hobbies you fucking maroon.