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We appreciate her (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by [M] to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 1 point 4 months ago (20 children)

Ah yes you can tell you have a hobby by the way that you wife. I, with no wife, clearly have no hobbies.

I'm gonna be real, I'm going to continue making fun of these ridiculous assumptions whether you like it or not, get used to it or block me I guess.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (19 children)

    I’m gonna be real, I’m going to continue making fun of these ridiculous assumptions whether you like it or not, get used to it or block me I guess.

    Glad to see you found a hobby, I suppose.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (18 children)

    Glad to see you continue to believe that any unmarried person must have no hobby lmao. I mean really how dumb does one have to be, you don't have object permanence yet? Anything you can't see is an unloaded asset waiting until you walk into the room?

    Good news I guess since I've been assigned a hobby now, I just need to meet a woman who likes making fun of dumb people online while shitting.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (17 children)

    Can't wait to see how you handle rejection, considering how you handle advice.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (16 children)

    Uhh no u? I reject your advice because it is bad and this is how you act?

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    I admitted I could be wrong in my initial comment, if you'll recall.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (14 children)

    Then don't get mad when someone confirms that you are.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Do you think that's what happened?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (12 children)

    If it doesn't work, ok.

    It doesn't

    Then some unc on the internet was wrong.

    He is.

    Wouldn't be the first time.

    I'm sure.

    But it's clear that you're not satisfied with the results of your current approach.

    But doctor, that is my current approach.

    So yeah, that is what happened.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (11 children)

    But doctor, that is my current approach.

    You could have said that instead of a wall of angry screeching. You opted for the latter.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (10 children)

    Really tbh the best part is the assumption "oh you have trouble finding a committed relationship? Must be because you literally do absolutely nothing and have no hobbies at all, you're probably the only one who has figured out stasis." Like what do you think I just go into a coma? Sure work and sleep takes up a good majority of my time like anyone else but then after that I simply cease to exist until my next shift?

    Did this make it sound like I was saying "actually you're right I do enter stasis" or "of course I have hobbies you fucking maroon.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (9 children)

    It sounds like I touched a nerve.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    Yes any time anyone calls out your trite ass hack platitudes it means you touched a nerve lmao, they couldn't possibly just be making fun of you and everyone else who has the same banal asinine assumption.

    Live laugh love ass bullshit.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    It's clear to me that you are unwilling to entertain any advice and prefer instead to wallow in self-pity until you're devoured by cats. Goodbye, fancy feast.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (6 children)

    Your advice was "give up" lmao, duh.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Sure was, meow mix. Guess you're determined to figure it out in retrospect. Hope you get there.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (4 children)

    By the nature of the advice there's nothing to figure out, it leaves it entirely to chance and luck, it barely qualifies as advice, it's like "wanna get rich? Stop trying and hope for money."

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    The rationale is in my initial comment. Take the advice or don't.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Well we've again arrived at the "been there done that" phase, where I remind you that I have been given up, but that still isn't "dating advice."

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