Whatever you have, treat it with horse dewormer and yelling at vulnerable population groups

I got meds that I previously explicitly said I am allergic too twice. I have food allergies and good meds with this food stuff in them 8 times now in the last 10 years

And I can't get surgery without having to stop them from prescribing me something I already told them I'm allergic to

Seems I can't step a millimetre in a doctor's office

Correct. That would likely require extreme if not downright superhuman motor control, concentration, and patience.