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[–] 1 point 4 months ago

take the 3 stooges, stuff them all into a meat grinder. take whatever the fuck comes out of the grinder and add feces, crude oil, and diet coke. stuff whatever the fuck that is into a casing to make a sausage. put clown paint on that sausage. make that clown sausage the president of the united states. there is a fucking D tier horror movie clown sausage literally wrecking the country and the world, directly, deliberately, indifferently causing death for its own personal gain... but we "need more whimsy" to shield against stress

i sincerely hope you find your whimsy

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