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Anon tries watching nu-Trek (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 days ago by SatyrSack@quokk.au to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 28 points 3 days ago

Riker, alas, started off beardless

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 3 days ago

once he was bearded, or maybe a back injury too idk, he started taking seats and side kicking ass.

[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

It was the space herpies. Dude couldn't keep it in his pants.

this post was submitted on 18 May 2026

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