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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just to go on a tangent (your comment just feels the closest to this particular topic), Hitler was actually a product of incest. His dad/uncle had a habit of ~~raping~~ "marrying" underage girls, including nieces.

Also, there's plenty of records of Hitler being fucked up as a kid, even before WW1. By that point he was particularly anti-semitic, even by the standard of early 1900's Germany. He was also effectively "that kid" that was in everyone's high school that wrote fanfic where they go on a rape/murder spree.

Tbh, Hitler had 0 chance of growing up as a normal, well-adjusted person.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

time traveling assassins got the wrong guy, don't kill hitler...kill alexander the great

no Alexander and there's no roman empire, no roman empire mean catholicism dies a sweat short death, europe being spared all the inbred romaboos that followed the HRE's collapse

also, presumably we would all be speaking mongolian instead of english?

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