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So is the USA going to run out of gasoline in a couple of months? (hexbear.net)
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Super El Niño (should it be called El Hombre?) + no gasoline + ai bubble bursting + hantavirus pandemic + renewed shooting war with Iran + what did I miss? = cool zone? 😎

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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Super El Niño (should it be called El Hombre?)

tromp some guys at a government agency called NOAA, what do these guys even do, NOAA? anyway they told me there's a bad hombre headed our way and you know i don't like the sound of that, so you know what happened? i cut their funding by 10 billion dollars and gave it straight to ICE, that'll show the eggheads what happens when you let bad hombres into our big beautiful country

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

They said this bad hombre was gonna make everything super hot, so I gave money to ICE to keep things nice and cool instead.

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