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[–] 62 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn't cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You'll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Oh yeah well in my day we wore the penises of those we had slain upon our belt.

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