I couldn't even find any evidence in the article or photos that anyone interviewed was running a local LLM, which would at least justify worrying about temps if your keyboard acts as your air intake (which apparently is relatively common now).

Just a bunch of narcissists wanting an excuse to have people ask them about what they're doing, ogle what they're doing, and so they can pretend they're...

Even worse than script kiddies, they may not even know how to use or build a script

Even easier. For a lot of carriers you can send an email to the phone number and it'll come up as a text.