My wife and I joke that once you hit 40, a random 40s ailment just just assigned to you. Well, just one if you're lucky. I got assigned some nerve pain myself.

And the need for "progressives" for the nerds who already had their distance vision murdered by genetics and books.

For the Z'ers, "books" are stacks of paper, typically glued together on one side, with a single audiobook or podcast transcribed onto them and displayed in a fixed font.