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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Time to completely renovate the garage for below-ground entry!

[-] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The entry has been removed, you now entirely interact with the car by Bluetooth.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Your iCar gets 64 feet from your house, disconnects, and sits in the middle of the road. Passersby are uncertain if the car is on, off, or died in the middle of use. A few days later, a local child jokingly jostles your iCar while running by. Nothing on the car indicates a change, but the nearest 4 houses see "db2's iCar" as an available device in their Bluetooth settings. The available Bluetooth car then disappears from the list of available devices. Your iCar travels another 64 feet and stops, waiting for someone to now pair with "TheFartographer's iCar."

this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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