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[–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

yeah and they try to pretend they are your eyelashes, lull you into a sense of security and then bam they're drinking your eye juice

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine looking in the mirror in the morning thinking why are my eyelashes so tickly, and suddenly they start running around all over your face. This is why you should always keep a flamethrower in the bathroom

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