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We're so back (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The new hot cure to hantavirus: bloodletting! Balance your humors and align your chakras with this one simple trick!

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    I'll sell you leeches from an ancient bloodline! This storied lineage of leeches have drained foul and dangerous humors from some of histories great men!

    From Caligula to Kissinger these leeches have left a wake of well balanced, totally sane statesmen. For only three easy payments of 20.99 you too can be drained and join in greatness!

    But wait!!! Order now and receive a camo snuggy and a box of tissues, COMPLETELY FREE

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