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Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (tankie.tube)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 45 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

There will soon be a schism between Protestantism and Burger Protestantism. The True Faithful are singing songs of praise, martyring themselves in front of His house. We will see an era of purity and dollar menu abundance once again.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's hard to pick a single signature as the best, but I think this one is my favorite

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago*

    It's such a beautiful quote. He went Full bateman-ontological with cum and it's not even the weirdest Bryan Johnson thing.

    edit: Oh yeah, I just read it out like a dramatic monologue and it might displace the 9/11 Total Accident Theory as my favourite deadpan thing.

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