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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There will soon be a schism between Protestantism and Burger Protestantism. The True Faithful are singing songs of praise, martyring themselves in front of His house. We will see an era of purity and dollar menu abundance once again.


[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I HATE BURGER CALVINISM freeze-gamermelon-musk

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🎶 Always look on the grill side of life 🎶

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's hard to pick a single signature as the best, but I think this one is my favorite

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's such a beautiful quote. He went Full bateman-ontological with cum and it's not even the weirdest Bryan Johnson thing.

edit: Oh yeah, I just read it out like a dramatic monologue and it might displace the 9/11 Total Accident Theory as my favourite deadpan thing.


Why am I hearing, "Always Look on the Bright Side if Life"m

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