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What men want (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"I put on my robe and wizard hat (and pray that you're not watching a documentary on wand making.)"

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I see you're familiar with my technique.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    "I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens...

    ... I know I'm a fraud bb! I know who you are: you're the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands... I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town... 😭

    I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don't look at meee!"

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