"I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens...

... I know I'm a fraud bb! I know who you are: you're the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands... I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town... 😭

I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don't look at meee!"