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this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here's the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.
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Godspeed, @self. Take this as an opportunity to put it out of your mind and enjoy a well-deserved break.
Not that I know what to do with a break without internet access, but I'm told that our ancestors found ways to entertain themselves.
thank you! I hear a rumor that my fiber might be repaired tomorrow but I’m not sure if I should trust it
(also for posterity: all evidence points to my fiber being damaged by an animal or a human with the mechanical dexterity of an animal, I’m fairly sure it’s not particularly targeted sabotage)
plausible deniability... sounds like we're dealing with real professionals here
Eh. I can sympathize with the desire to provide up-to-date information while also wanting to CYA if anything changes or if you're missing anything.
no, I meant the fiber damage looks like it was done by an animal... just like JFK's head looked like it just did that spontaneously...
I thought we confirmed that his head did just do that, which is why the CIA had activated their sleeper agent in Lee Harvey Oswald to take a shot from the Texas schoolbook depository at just the right timing and angle to provide a mundane explanation that didn't expose the flaws in their transdimensional mind chips.
In unrelated news my wife finally managed to get me started watching Fringe.
we're still sending the occasional carrier pigeon and I can assure you he's COPING JUST FINE REALLY JUST FINE