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[–] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So you're saying it was Space Jesus?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many "always funny" racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now "throwing rocks" to prevent food shortages.

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