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[–] 44 points 5 months ago* (10 children)

How awesome would it be for Donald Trump, Joe Rogan, Dana White, and Elon Musk himself to get smashed by a Musk satellite during a photo op in the octagon at the White House UFC fight.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So you're saying it was Space Jesus?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many "always funny" racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now "throwing rocks" to prevent food shortages.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I mean, if we're going to go with retribution-by-improbable events, I have to stick with the classics. There's nothing quite like an evil leader being smote by lightning bolt. It just has that "wrath of an angry God" effect like nothing else.

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