I remember hearing them in 1998. It was all gutteral electronic noises. Sounded like my 56K modem getting post orgasm sensitivity torture.

Didn't see pistachios, don't know what The Odysee is. No clue what aesop is.

And in general I don't like anything high energy, which most dogs are.

My sisters dog is very high energy, very twitchy. But when I come over, she ignores everybody else, and wants to spend time with either me, or my elderly mom. My mom puts her on the seat on her walker, so she can't run around the house.

I let her sit next to me, but I tell her "no licks". And then I put my hand on her belly, and hold her close. I can feel her heart rate slowly drop. It goes from 500 beats a second, to a more normal pace, and she calms down. If all dogs were like maisey, I would like dogs. But most dogs will speed around 24/7.