You have me laughing over here.

It's more ergonomic for the reason that it's an easier, more natural viewing angle that puts less strain or stress on the body to view/use it. You don't necessarily have to agree with that, or yuck someone else's yum. Most of your issues are preference.

Did you miss the part where I said I wasn't a fan of the leather implementation? Because that would rule out most of those points.

Have an upvote for the effort, though!