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[–] 16 points 5 months ago (6 children)

my penis snitched on my nose.

What? I've never seen that phrase before

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There was cocaine involved, then a base wide urinalysis the next morning. I learned, go figure, they were cracking down on a group of enlistees who were selling the drug on base. Go figure because I knew nothing about that; my story is more stupid, reckless and unexciting. I had gotten drunk and did some surprise cocaine at the bar with my civilian family member, the night before.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Honestly you line up with how some old Nam GIs I grew up around got caught, though for them it was weed and ended with that officer getting sent back in a box. Not even by them, he pissed off some other unit on his way to go snitch.

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