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[–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

"United 172 heavy, you are cleared for takeoff on runway 2 left...bitch"

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    "Copy that. I should let you know that your mom is joining me in the COCKpit for this one. she's prepared the landing strip and says she wants to have a go at my yoke.

    Oh, and your dad's a r******* n*****.

    BTW, you did get that midget porn loaded on my iPad as requested? Your mother and I are gonna need that once we hit cruising altitude. Over."

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