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[–] 43 points 5 months ago (7 children)
  1. Snort some meth.
  2. Put on a kinky BDSM outfit.
  3. Do the dishes while masturbating.
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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Do you have a designated dish and pleasure hands?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Scrubber handle insertion no doubt.

    "Did you do the dishes?"

    I'll bet porn of this already exists. I'm not going to let you know, but I 1000% will look later.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Do you mean that or are you just procrastinating?

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