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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I told them I was a conscientious objector in 2001 and never heard from any of them ever again.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

when "I am not going to join, please stop calling" doesn't work, you have to know the actual magic words.

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