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"Chickens figure out enshittification" (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago by [M] to c/funny@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915

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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Micro transaction: Get the yolk for free but the white costs .99

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Want your eggs unfertilized? That'll be $0.99 each

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    Won't fertilised be more expensive since that would mean one could potentially make second generation produce?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    Not really. I was thinking do you want your eggs to be guaranteed not to have blood spots or accidentally give you baluut? Pay extra.

    Also, some weird people get very strange about eating fertilized eggs, like they're full of rooster jizz. Which is stupid. It's a chicken, eat it now or eat it later, you're still eating a chicken.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    like their full of rooster jizz

    Hehe, all animals embryos are made of animal jizz.
    Still better than stuff made out of the intestines which might have some remnant faecal matter if not cleaned properly.

    I thought it would be something about eating a future-chicken vs eating an egg that would otherwise just rot away or be eaten by the chicken that laid it.

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