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Lik the bone (thelemmy.club)

Tumblr thread, one user says that archeologists identify human remains by taste. A second user points out that this is not true, bone is identified as not a normal rock by touching it to your tongue and seeing if it sticks. If it does then bone.

Third user shares a poem they wrote: mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

4th user is an archeologist and is crying laughing with a bunch of other archeologists and they're going to have shirts made with the poem.

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[-] edg@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

You can also tell a claystone from a siltstone by rubbing it against your teeth! If it rubs smoothly without friction then it's a claystone. If it feels abrasive then it's a siltstone.

[-] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago

Better don't tell your dentist

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 days ago

I find a stone
But is it clay?
Or is it silt?
I cannot say.
I'll rub a bit
Just on my tooth,
If tooth falls out
I'll know the truth.

Maybe you think
My methods strange,
Maybe you think
They cause me pain.
But I'll keep rocks
All in my fist:
Not odd to me;
I'm geologist.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When I say peat you say peat

peat

...

fuck

[-] edg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Oh hell yes ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This was a lot of my degree. We licked everything. Still do.

Mouthfeel is an incredible sense. Babies learn what the world is by pushing handfuls of it into their mouths. Texture, taste, angularity, porosity, density, degree of lithificaton.... instantly.

*edit: we did not all lick things. There are two distinct schools of thought, and not a lot of fence sitters.

[-] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

I would absolutely be on the lick things team. I use my mouth as a tool all the time.

This post sounds incredibly weird.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There's a lot of overlap between archeologists and babies.

[-] edg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

You can also differentiate between halite and sylvite using your tongue! Sylvite has a more tingly, "spicier" feeling and taste, whereas halite is simply salt.

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