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[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Anyone a big enough drunk to take a shot every time Trump, himself, tries to object?

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you want to give everyone alcohol poisoning?!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I think drinking that many shot glasses of water would kill you, honestly

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if you take a drink every time he tries to object to his own defense? I'm pretty sure taking a shot when he objects to anything would kill even the most experienced alcoholic.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he'll just do like what he did in the debate with Hillary: "Wrong."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

How much you wanna bet he’s never held in contempt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about every time he's held in contempt? That would be much more modest. More my speed, I think.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still think you're flirting with death there. You should augment it to every time Trump holds the judge in contempt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"No contempt! No contempt! You're in contempt!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"ERECTIONJECTION YOUR JUDGESHIP! somethingsomethingorangewordsalad" - Trump

/sigh

Wait, does that even count?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm saying this next time I finish, my wife will be thrilled.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mine is waiting on me to finish walking the dogs.

I’ll report back about how it goes.

Pray for me boys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’m back.

2 days I’ve been crawling.

Abort mission. Don’t…do…it. Gaaah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'll be confused more than half the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ask the popcorn eating will counteract the alcohol, digestion-wise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fastest way to end stage cirrhosis