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[–] 186 points 3 years ago (18 children)

Anyone a big enough drunk to take a shot every time Trump, himself, tries to object?

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  • [–] 47 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    What if you take a drink every time he tries to object to his own defense? I'm pretty sure taking a shot when he objects to anything would kill even the most experienced alcoholic.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What about every time he's held in contempt? That would be much more modest. More my speed, I think.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    "ERECTIONJECTION YOUR JUDGESHIP! somethingsomethingorangewordsalad" - Trump

    /sigh

    Wait, does that even count?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I'm saying this next time I finish, my wife will be thrilled.

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