Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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[–] 7 points 3 years ago

It's not like he's working an assembly line, all his actual work is done by staffers, who also take care of all his personal and medical needs: driving him around, making all his meals, and literally wiping his ass. He's basically in free hospice care, probably a much better life than retiring would be.

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