Twitter user Brave New Films says «Wait I thought "hard work" is what made people billionaires? 🤡» In reply to an article about how research finds all billionaires under 30 inherited their wealth. This is all posted to tumblr, «i have a suggestion» says isuggestguillotine
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[–] 26 points 7 months ago (21 children)

We could easily solve that with just a single guillotine.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    At 5 minutes per execution, it could be done in just over 2 days. If you wanted to ensure that nobody missed any of the event and limited it to 8 hours per day, you could get it done in 1 week.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (9 children)

    You could do it even faster, just assemble 6 guillotines. Then you could execute 72 per hour instead of 12. You'd then be done in 8 hours and 20 minutes.

    Special holiday!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Dude, you are living in the past. Band saw and conveyor belt.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hold on. Who'd build and own the band saw and conveyor belt?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    if we did one per minute, we are looking at about 10 hours of solid thwacks. give or take. im sure we could shave that down by a few seconds per, they are a physically weak people on average. so i imagine we could get it done in half the time if we shave it to 30 seconds per billionaire. and have them all lined up. ready to go.

    thats an afternoon. about 5 hours at 30 seconds a pop.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I appreciate the Silcon Valley-esque efficiency calculation but honestly that's not a super high requirement. 5 hours, 10 hours, a week, whatever. No need to speed run this thing. Honestly if we were good in a year I'd be thrilled.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Guillotine blades get dull. And they're kind of heavy.

    So to keep things moving I motion that we set up half a dozen of them. Each one would handle 100 people, which would still absolutely wreck the blade. But that's a price I'm willing to pay.

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