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The Wall Street Journal Gets Community Noted For Saying Gen Zers And Millennials Are 'Splurging On Rotisserie Chickens' (offthefrontpage.com)

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[–] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 64 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Anything more than a chicken tender, piece of broccoli and a small tortilla, is gluttony I say!

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

Shouldn't you be eating gruel , peasant?

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I don't know, I think you should be able to eat another thing. Maybe one other thing.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Ah yes the famous food, one other thing. But hey at least the DOW is up

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

I hear some of the poors own more than one fork.

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