I'm fully on board with this, provided they offer a prix fixe, 12-course meal.

1. Hors d’Oeuvre: Parmesan bites with marinara

2. Amuse-Bouche: Stuffed banana peppers

3. Soup Course: Minestrone

4. Salad Course: Caesar

5. Appetizer: Cheesy bread with artichoke cheese dip

6. Fish Course: Slice of anchovy pizza

7. First Main Course: Slice of Hawaiian pizza

8. Palate Cleanser: Orange sherbet

9. Second Main Course: Slice of meat-lovers' pizza

10. Cheese Course: Mozzarella sticks

11. Dessert: Cinnamon rolls

12. Mignardise: Chocolate lava cake and medium-roast Folger's coffee

Vintages:

1985 Coca Cola

1997 Pepsi Cola

1987 RC Cola

1996 Dr Pepper

1999 Mr Pibb

1979 Mountain Dew

2004 Moutain Dew Code Red

2004 Mountain Dew Baja Blast

2001 Sprite

1998 Fresca

2003 Barques Root Beer

2003 A&W Cream Soda