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[–] 88 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Can Mother Nature PLEASE remove him asap. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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  • [–] [S] 44 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Can Mother Nature make it start raining men? Well, one man in particular…

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Reminds me of one of my all time favorite tweets:

    "It's Raining Men and Bodies by Drowning Pool are two different perspectives on the same event"

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I was gonna say that things falling on floors happens indoors while rain is traditionally outdoors, but I imagine the terminal velocity of adult males plummeting from the sky would cause them to end their flights on a fair few floors anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Do you not have floors outside where you live?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm trying to think of an outdoor floor, like maybe if it's got that temp flooring they put down under large tents for outdoor events I'd call it a floor. But even something like a tennis or basketball court, if it's outside I'd almost certainly call the surface "ground".

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Just shows how much you can extend someone's life with modern medicine.

    If they are rich.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    And an asshole, that keeps people alive more than any medical science.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This type of helplessness is the power vacuum that the Republicans have taken advantage of and filled.

    They take action while the dems polish their prayer sticks and dance their rain dances.

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