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this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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Holy fuck it’s real. Cock-a-fucking-doodle-ass-shit-sucking-ball-fuck it’s real.
I need a drink.
What? I thought this was a shitpost for sure. In what world can this be real? Surely this can't be real. Please tell me it's not real.
The prime minister of Norway has confirmed it and said that he has told Trump multiple times that it is not Norway who grants the Nobel prize. He even said that he'd gladly tell him again although he already has.
Trump has said on Sky News that he doesn't believe him 🤦
OK, that's it for me. I can process a lot, but this is the point where I'm checking out. Trump is now sub-toddler level stupid and I don't know how to mentally deal with the fact that he's also the commander in chief of the US army. How is no one stopping him? How does this keep going on? I have no answer for that and any honest answer might shatter my sanity.
I'd say I need a steadying drink after reading that, but if I took a drink every time trump said something insane my liver would have perished long ago.
The sad thing is, he has to not believe that, as otherwise he'd realise he's been a fool, and his ego cannot counternance that.
Do bears shit in the woods?
Does Trump rape children?
Would Stephen Miller kill hookers if he had enough upper body strength?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html