▲ 867 ▼ F*** You! Co-Creator of Go Language is Rightly Furious Over This Appreciation Email (itsfoss.com) submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/technology@lemmy.world 119 comments fedilink hide all child comments https://bsky.app/profile/robpike.io/post/3matwg6w3ic2s
[+] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (13 children) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 33 points 8 months ago* (10 children) This gotta be ragebait, everyone know that a language isn't bad or good only for a single thing, hell there is no bad language, the reason why "python is better" is because you use it to make kids learn how to program, this is a good use, every other use is just...not good since it's slow as hell and the indented syntax make it hell to write with but i'il gave you that python > go for making kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (8 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago (2 children) Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago JS? runs for cover permalink fedilink source parent [–] anzo@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I love Python because it's actually the second best language to do anything. For concurrency, Go is better. Also, you are terribly naive to judge a language only by its syntax. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 33 points 8 months ago* (10 children) This gotta be ragebait, everyone know that a language isn't bad or good only for a single thing, hell there is no bad language, the reason why "python is better" is because you use it to make kids learn how to program, this is a good use, every other use is just...not good since it's slow as hell and the indented syntax make it hell to write with but i'il gave you that python > go for making kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (8 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago (2 children) Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago JS? runs for cover permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (8 children) There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Danitos@reddthat.com 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago (2 children) Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent [–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children) Don't you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty. ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago (2 children) Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent [–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago (2 children) Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) The fuck I'm looking at here? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 8 months ago Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Looks like a bad LLM's try at drawing ASCII fish. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) That isn't a bad language. It's pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that: Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anzo@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) I love Python because it's actually the second best language to do anything. For concurrency, Go is better. Also, you are terribly naive to judge a language only by its syntax. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [+] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent
