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[+] -6 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Why would you wash your hands if you didn't piss or get shit on them?

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    If anything, your hands are dirtier than your junk. Your junk sits behind clothing. Your hands are out touching things all the time.

    Wash your hands before touching your dick. 😌

    But also: If you touch anything to flush the toilet, you should wash 'em again after.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.

    Like, I'll always wash my hands after taking a shit, but it doesn't really seem necessary if I touched my dick for a literal second to pull it out and put it up. And depending on the clothing I don't even need to touch it.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    Also the bathroom door handles make the washing you just did pointless.

    Kick that shit open with your feet.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?

    No?

    Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.

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