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[-] [email protected] 166 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Translation: you'll become more conservative when you have children and own a home

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Having to mow the lawn is the first step in the pipeline of fascism

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor's lawn...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mowing the lawn is the only hour of uninterrupted creativity I get in the week. Also my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.

Your neighbor's lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Except for the magnolia tree and vegetable garden cleary visible in the photo...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A tiny little strip of life, carefully manicured to minimize nature as much as possible.

Might as well pave over the rest of it and just have potted plants for all the good that does.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.

its too late, you're hitler himself

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

While I disagree with your take that dandelions are bad, that's a great mow job! How do you get stripes that pronounced?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I put the wheels on one side a notch lower than the other and alternate directions when you mow.

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