Update: this is completed. All hear this, all hear this: StarTrek.website users will have issues with images for a few days while we migrate pict-rs to S3 storage.
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Apologies for the inconvenience! 
Oh, you didn't tell us how long it would really take, did ya? Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.