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[–] 74 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Some reason? I always carry a knife.

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The one guy in the room

    "Let me grab the scissors real quick"

    "No need, I have a knife!"

    "Oh that's okay, they're in the drawer right here"

    "LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT"

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    I also carry a knife; it's for when I'm NOT at (someone's) home, typically when I buy some food that needs a little extra effort for eating, e.g. a loaf of bread, whole fruit, cheese, or just opening the package. And there's a multitude of other rarer use cases.

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  • [+] -30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

    Why the fuck would someone need to carry a knife at all times?!?

    Edit: Geez guys okay okay it was a joke dammit!!

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    They're useful if you spend a lot of time outdoors or in almost every blue collar job.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago*

    When I worked at a fast food place I would bring a knife every day, because one of the things you do a lot of is opening boxes and bags and tearing them open with gloves on sucks ass.

    Especially breaking down the goddamn soft drink bag boxes. Those things are glued up tighter than fort knox.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    I'm always a bit bewildered when I get that question right at the moment I take my knife out to help someone open or cut something.
    Like, you just needed a knife right now, I got one, I help you, and then you ask me what I carry a knife for?
    For exactly this!

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Because every day im forced to drive an incredibly unsafe machine that has the highest chance of anything i interact with to kill me. A machine so unsafe that in the event of a collision, the safety systems could kill me. My knife has a seatbelt cutter and a glassbreaker, as do every one of my knives. Why would you not carry a knife? Do you carry your keys? Or your wallet? Do you out on clothes every day? You act like its some difficult process to grab my knife when i grab my keys.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Knives can come in many varying sizes and form factors, and can be specialized for usage in many practical and commonly encountered situations.

    Utility knives take this concept further and often feature multiple additional, opposable heads geared toward other common household uses, such as screw driver heads, bottle openers, nail files, or even little teensy weensy scissors.

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