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[–] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The one guy in the room

"Let me grab the scissors real quick"

"No need, I have a knife!"

"Oh that's okay, they're in the drawer right here"

"LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT"

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago*

    I also carry a knife; it's for when I'm NOT at (someone's) home, typically when I buy some food that needs a little extra effort for eating, e.g. a loaf of bread, whole fruit, cheese, or just opening the package. And there's a multitude of other rarer use cases.

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