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[-] BossDj@piefed.social 37 points 7 months ago

The one guy in the room

"Let me grab the scissors real quick"

"No need, I have a knife!"

"Oh that's okay, they're in the drawer right here"

"LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT"

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Them scissors in the drawer at the base of the tree?

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I also carry a knife; it's for when I'm NOT at (someone's) home, typically when I buy some food that needs a little extra effort for eating, e.g. a loaf of bread, whole fruit, cheese, or just opening the package. And there's a multitude of other rarer use cases.

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