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[+] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca -30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (12 children) Why the fuck would someone need to carry a knife at all times?!? Edit: Geez guys okay okay it was a joke dammit!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 32 points 8 months ago (3 children) They're useful if you spend a lot of time outdoors or in almost every blue collar job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 point 8 months ago I leave the sheath knife in my car after work though. Wouldn't take it on a date or carry it around normally. permalink fedilink source parent [+] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca -33 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yeah, okay… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago* When I worked at a fast food place I would bring a knife every day, because one of the things you do a lot of is opening boxes and bags and tearing them open with gloves on sucks ass. Especially breaking down the goddamn soft drink bag boxes. Those things are glued up tighter than fort knox. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 8 months ago Because they like the utility? permalink fedilink source parent [–] village604@adultswim.fan 23 points 8 months ago Because it's a useful tool permalink fedilink source parent [–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 8 months ago I'm always a bit bewildered when I get that question right at the moment I take my knife out to help someone open or cut something. Like, you just needed a knife right now, I got one, I help you, and then you ask me what I carry a knife for? For exactly this! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago Because every day im forced to drive an incredibly unsafe machine that has the highest chance of anything i interact with to kill me. A machine so unsafe that in the event of a collision, the safety systems could kill me. My knife has a seatbelt cutter and a glassbreaker, as do every one of my knives. Why would you not carry a knife? Do you carry your keys? Or your wallet? Do you out on clothes every day? You act like its some difficult process to grab my knife when i grab my keys. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago I also carry a knife always, use it all the time for boxes and whatnot. Would never consider using it as a weapon for like self defense, that's why I carry the gun at a times. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago Knives can come in many varying sizes and form factors, and can be specialized for usage in many practical and commonly encountered situations. Utility knives take this concept further and often feature multiple additional, opposable heads geared toward other common household uses, such as screw driver heads, bottle openers, nail files, or even little teensy weensy scissors. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 8 months ago Really good joke tho permalink fedilink source parent [–] Chev@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago Legit question. It's weird to always carry a knife with you. But seems like to be normal for the Lemmy community...interesting. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 32 points 8 months ago (3 children) They're useful if you spend a lot of time outdoors or in almost every blue collar job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 point 8 months ago I leave the sheath knife in my car after work though. Wouldn't take it on a date or carry it around normally. permalink fedilink source parent [+] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca -33 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yeah, okay… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago* When I worked at a fast food place I would bring a knife every day, because one of the things you do a lot of is opening boxes and bags and tearing them open with gloves on sucks ass. Especially breaking down the goddamn soft drink bag boxes. Those things are glued up tighter than fort knox. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 point 8 months ago I leave the sheath knife in my car after work though. Wouldn't take it on a date or carry it around normally. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca -33 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yeah, okay… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago* When I worked at a fast food place I would bring a knife every day, because one of the things you do a lot of is opening boxes and bags and tearing them open with gloves on sucks ass. Especially breaking down the goddamn soft drink bag boxes. Those things are glued up tighter than fort knox. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 months ago* When I worked at a fast food place I would bring a knife every day, because one of the things you do a lot of is opening boxes and bags and tearing them open with gloves on sucks ass. Especially breaking down the goddamn soft drink bag boxes. Those things are glued up tighter than fort knox. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 8 months ago Because they like the utility? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 23 points 8 months ago Because it's a useful tool permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mech@feddit.org 17 points 8 months ago I'm always a bit bewildered when I get that question right at the moment I take my knife out to help someone open or cut something. Like, you just needed a knife right now, I got one, I help you, and then you ask me what I carry a knife for? For exactly this! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago Because every day im forced to drive an incredibly unsafe machine that has the highest chance of anything i interact with to kill me. A machine so unsafe that in the event of a collision, the safety systems could kill me. My knife has a seatbelt cutter and a glassbreaker, as do every one of my knives. Why would you not carry a knife? Do you carry your keys? Or your wallet? Do you out on clothes every day? You act like its some difficult process to grab my knife when i grab my keys. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago I also carry a knife always, use it all the time for boxes and whatnot. Would never consider using it as a weapon for like self defense, that's why I carry the gun at a times. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago Knives can come in many varying sizes and form factors, and can be specialized for usage in many practical and commonly encountered situations. Utility knives take this concept further and often feature multiple additional, opposable heads geared toward other common household uses, such as screw driver heads, bottle openers, nail files, or even little teensy weensy scissors. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 8 months ago Really good joke tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Chev@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago Legit question. It's weird to always carry a knife with you. But seems like to be normal for the Lemmy community...interesting. permalink fedilink source parent