I imagine this...

Comments to the MSM: "It's a biggest tragedy in American history that Charlie Kirk was murdered. This proves the hatred and discrimination Christians face in America every single day. And when I go to Starbucks and I give my name as 'Charlie Kirk' - it's sad - very, very sad - how many people don't understand..."

Comments to each other: "O! M! G! Let's go to the tent! Selfie time!"