Alternatively, Star War prequels with everyone replaced by Jar Jar

I still want to visit the alternate timeline where Lucas didn't cave to fan pressure. And the big reveal in Ep 3 is that Jar Jar is revealed to be the Sith Lord. Could Lucas have pulled off a Shyamalan-level surprise? We'll never know.

Eh, Jar Jar was a symptom of the problem, he himself was not a bad character. He fit in much better in The Clone Wars.

There were actually few characters that were not jarring. Jar Jar doubly so. Well-chosen name.

There are cuts of the prequels out there that cut out the Gungans almost completely.

Idk Chris Rock would have made a good Jar Jar.