I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Any time you use something powered by a fossil fuel your pinkies ache about as much as a lightly stubbed toe.

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