I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[–] 23 points 3 years ago (2 children)

No matter how hard one squeezes, there’s ALWAYS three or four drops of pee leftover, poised to strike after one finishes their business.

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