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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago

infinite GPA glitch discovered if you write 'Jesus' 'God' 'Bible' and 'Christian' enough times in a red state university no matter the assignment you trigger an overflow and max out your grade

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

stupidpol sqrt(x) equals GOD-FEARING CHRISTIAN, y equals JESUS SAVES

theory-gary because of 'Chud' I must comply

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*exaggerated southern accent: the only categorical imperative is "What would Jesus do?"

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

sqrt(x) made me think squirt(butthole)

Why did I post this

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the cheat code, gonna become a doctor and blame cancer on wokeness.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Did you know that trans woman are more likely to get breast cancer than cis men?

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