I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] 9 points 3 years ago (2 children)

I'd make every scissor a little bit loose so whatever it's cutting turns sideways and gets stuck near the end.

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