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Mine's a tie between a near future and a not so near future sci-fantasy bazinga take:
"Self-driving cars are the key to a post-scarcity future!" (when asked how the fuck that conclusion was drawn, I was told "do the research.")
"Even if climate change is proven to actually be a problem, climate doesn't matter in space. We can have fully sustainable cattle farms in orbit producing as much meat as we need. Elon Musk." (yes, that bazinga fuck actually said "Elon Musk" at the end of that claim like it somehow stamped a seal upon the rest of the take)
Someone was trying to tell me recently that all of the studies about the amount of water required to sustain cattle ranches are wrong, “because of the four stomachs of the cow.” I found them too incoherent to even argue with and have no idea what they meant or where they picked up that one. Some carnivore diet guru, I guess.
Even if they needed less water, theres absolitely 0 water in space. Yeah, sounds like some weird cope to me