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Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 1A: find a shared interest, which helps make you fulfill Step 1 goals.
Yep. Too many people think attractive only means good looking. I may not be good looking, but I'm not real smart either. I forget where I was going with this.
Well if she doesn't find you handsome. She should at least find you handy.
Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.
Thanks Mom!
Ah, people of culture.